Not sure whether this should go here or maybe under FOO, so mods please move if appropriate (or delete if inappropriate)
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She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her................. It was the silence of the limbs.
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I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?
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When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes..................... who knew he meant OJ Simpson
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New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.”
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Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks
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All he wanted was a new toilet door. But his girlfriend was dead against it!!
Oscar Pistorius Jokes
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My mate asked today, "What's the possibility of Oscar Pistorius being found innocent?"
I said, "There's more chance of him getting athletes foot."
I said, "There's more chance of him getting athletes foot."
Atheists have no need of a god. Our lives are not based on fear or guilt. We are moral because we know it's right.
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. R J Hanlon
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So Katie Price is getting divorced again. Why doesn't someone try setting her up with Oscar?
Atheists have no need of a god. Our lives are not based on fear or guilt. We are moral because we know it's right.
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. R J Hanlon
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. R J Hanlon
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Barry Roux "I'm very happy about Man City winning the premier league. Proof that if you throw enough money at a problem it'll solve itself".
Atheists have no need of a god. Our lives are not based on fear or guilt. We are moral because we know it's right.
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. R J Hanlon
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. R J Hanlon
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I see that Pistorious has been referred to mental institution, so the beer mat under one leg didn't make him less unstable
Atheists have no need of a god. Our lives are not based on fear or guilt. We are moral because we know it's right.
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. R J Hanlon
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. R J Hanlon
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Re: Oscar Pistorius Jokes
'Oscarpistoriosis' is the fear of going to the toilet at your boyfriends house!
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