You know you're old when.......
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When you remember asking for crispy bits in your six penn'eth of chips.
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When you think it always used to snow at Christmas.
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You keep repeating yourself and sometimes you keep repeating yourself.
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Nasal and ear hair grows more quickly than you an trim it
"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
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11pm was the time the pubs shut - now it's time for a piss.
2am was the time the clubs shut - now it's time for a piss.
5am was the time when lock-ins let you out - now it's time for a piss.
8am is when the police would let you out of the drunk tank - now it's time for a piss.
... for a piss!^^ and...
3 a.m. used to be when you went to bed, now it's when you get up.
My brain is like an Internet browser; 12 tabs are open and 5 of them are not responding, there's a GIF playing in an endless loop,... and where is that annoying music coming from?
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You actually look like Santa Claus in the mirror.
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The three stages of life:prcscct wrote:You actually look like Santa Claus in the mirror.
1. You believe in Santa Clause
2. You are Santa Clause
3. You look like Santa Clause
My brain is like an Internet browser; 12 tabs are open and 5 of them are not responding, there's a GIF playing in an endless loop,... and where is that annoying music coming from?
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4. Fall out of your sled over Thailand and have more kidshhfarang wrote:The three stages of life:prcscct wrote:You actually look like Santa Claus in the mirror.
1. You believe in Santa Clause
2. You are Santa Clause
3. You look like Santa Clause
5. Go back and repeat #2....but it's great!
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^ Good thing is that the second time around you don't need the fake white hair and beard.
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On Sunday after church, you sat and listened to Two-way Family Favorites, that dedicated songs to boys serving in the BAOR (British Army on the Rhine) while Mum finished cookinga HUGE roast meal.
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Followed by The Billy Cotton Band Showoakdale160 wrote:On Sunday after church, you sat and listened to Two-way Family Favorites, that dedicated songs to boys serving in the BAOR (British Army on the Rhine) while Mum finished cookinga HUGE roast meal.
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^^ and the Navy Lark.
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And the goons
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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When an enlarged prostate means sitting to pee starts to make sense.
When accidentally writing the wrong year in January, the first thing you think of is writing checks.
When you have to fill in and return a PDF form, you notice the default color for inputted text is blue. You spend time trying to change that to black because everyone knows blue xeroxes poorly or not at all.
When accidentally writing the wrong year in January, the first thing you think of is writing checks.
When you have to fill in and return a PDF form, you notice the default color for inputted text is blue. You spend time trying to change that to black because everyone knows blue xeroxes poorly or not at all.