You know you're old when.......

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You have to take part of a viagra pill just so you do not pee in your pants.
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All of the old actors and actresses dying, are all younger than you are now.
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When this is the most exercise you get all day:



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My younger brother had a heart attack. I'm feeling older today.
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Homer wrote:My younger brother had a heart attack. I'm feeling older today.
I hope he's doing okay. :( Pete
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prcscct wrote:I hope he's doing okay. :( Pete
Thanks. Doctor said prognosis for is good if he makes certain lifestyle changes. Neither my sister or my sister-in-law were willing to make predictions on how likely that is. So it goes.
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When your family doctors keep retiring, and you are finding it harder to
get a young one who still knows as much as the last one had.
Geezer I am.
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When you go from your cold country to Thailand to get away from the cold weather and
snow, not to go to Thailand for the company of the beautiful women. Well does looking at
them with fond memories still count?
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You know you`re old when you start agreeing with Stargeezer
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You buy a bar girl a drink, hoping it will lead to something, but you cant remember what.
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When you are looking forward to your next Thailand trip because of the
great food, instead of the wine, women, and songs.
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You remember wearing shirts with loose collars. Wore the same shirt for a week but with the aid of collar studs added a clean collar each day.
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You grow more hair in your nose or on your ears than you do on the top of your head.
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RCer wrote:You grow more hair in your nose or on your ears than you do on the top of your head.
Fuck, I'm old! 555!
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RCer wrote:You grow more hair in your nose or on your ears than you do on the top of your head.
That's pretty gross......very true.......but still.... :naughty: :naughty:
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