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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:20 pm

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Post by migrant » Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:00 pm

No need to give an arm and a leg, I have the leg
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Post by lindosfan1 » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:12 am

Woman to leg don,t you stick a finger up at me.
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Post by Nereus » Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:35 am

My wooden leg is much better shaped than hers.
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Post by arcadianagain » Sat Aug 05, 2017 2:51 pm

The toe-tapping tune just ain`t working

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Post by Vital Spark » Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:17 pm

I'm Jake the Peg - diddle-iddle-iddle-um

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Post by kendo » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:22 am

Busker would give his left leg to moon walk as good as this chick.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:49 am

Hi do you want to have a blow on my instrument.
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Post by migrant » Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:58 am

Fred, and his Buddy Sam, both amputees, started the Missing Parts street band. As Sam's cancer got worse, and more parts amputated, Fred decided to keep him around and not break up the group. It did get a little absurd.....

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:52 pm

Hi darling fancy a leg over.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:53 am

For gods sake stop singing Jake the peg.
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Post by oakdale160 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:20 am

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Post by dtaai-maai » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:44 am

Since his motorbike accident, the Invisible Man was at a distinct disadvantage...
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Post by Bluesky » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:11 am

Singh was puzzled as to why he was walking in circles, did it have anything to do with having two right legs?

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:11 am

This week's competition has closed.

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