Dating in Hua Hin

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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by johnnyk » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:31 am

margaretcarnes wrote:Oh for gawds sake TWO of you have said 'you will find SOMETHING'! So if you do want tips it's this - don't call women 'somethings' OK?
And ditch the Old Spice - it's shit. Paco Rabanne. Yes I know it's more expensive but tough. :banghead:
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by johnnyk » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:33 am

You should always shower weekly as well. The Brut/OldSpice/Paco can only cover up so much!
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by adammike » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:18 am

but only if you really need a shower

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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by Name Taken » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:38 am

richard wrote:It is a minefield and IMO don't flash your wad, tell them you have family at home to care for, try to determine their background (family, where they come from, what they do and did for work). That is still no guarantee (they are good at deception).

At the end of the day it's 'up to you' but, keep you guard up and watch your back.

Sorry, that all sounded a bit depressing but out here we are the hunted not the hunters (watch out for the trawling nets :laugh: ) but enjoy
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by margaretcarnes » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:04 am

lomuamart wrote:You're all missing the point.
Sobranie cigarettes are a must.

Ooooh yes I'd forgotten about those! And a martini of course.

Seriously though I think women go first for eyes and voice. Kind eyes - or preferably Lovejoy eyes - are a puller. Zits and sweaty armpits can be sorted out. Unfortunately smelly feet are often a lifetimes curse for a man and a distinct turn off.

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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by johnnyk » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:06 am

I've found that women also like a man who can make them laugh. Happens every time they see me emerge from my weekly showah!
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by crazy88 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:44 am

Smelly feet one is really easy. Sprinkle some Yoki Radian powder in your socks or your sandals. Comes in a yellow pot with orange label and blue writing. Works wonders.

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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by chelsea » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:31 pm

lippy45 wrote:
margaretcarnes wrote:Oh for gawds sake TWO of you have said 'you will find SOMETHING'! So if you do want tips it's this - don't call women 'somethings' OK?
And ditch the Old Spice - it's shit. Paco Rabanne. Yes I know it's more expensive but tough. :banghead:
Ok Mags Good point! Slip of the keyboard.

What about Old Spice then? Used this in the 70 s great stuff! Do you remember the advert with Henry Cooper? :thumb:
That was Brut33 not Old Spice 555555555
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by malcolminthemiddle » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:39 pm

crazy88 wrote:Smelly feet one is really easy. Sprinkle some Yoki Radian powder in your socks or your sandals. Comes in a yellow pot with orange label and blue writing. Works wonders.

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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by migrant » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:14 pm

johnnyk wrote:I've found that women also like a man who can make them laugh.
My problem is getting them to stop :cheers:
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by bozzman101 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:29 pm

was brut " get the great smell of henry cooper all over you "

hell ya sweat enough here with out stinky boxer smell!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by johnnyk » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:04 pm

In the US Brut 33 was advertised by Wilt the Stilt who claimed he had bedded 20,000 women. Maybe the suff does work.
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by TypicallyTropical » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:00 am

johnnyk wrote:In the US Brut 33 was advertised by Wilt the Stilt who claimed he had bedded 20,000 women.
Sure. That's almost 55 years with one a day. He must have been related to Gene Simmons. :) :) :)
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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by Jimbob » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:13 am

If sitting ar a long bar my friend has a theory of where to sit.
never in the middle. never at the ends, but near the end so a girl sit/stand at the end of the bar and strike up a conversation. :cheers:
He swears by it. Sitting at a table is not successful. I presume there some pyschology involved in where to be in a bar. :roll:
Mags: Do you have any wisdom on this?

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Re: Dating in Hua Hin

Post by littlebird » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:03 am

Aftershaves may work for some but i've always found that a comb over, well plastered down with Brylcreme pulls the birds

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