Mrs BB tried all of the usual routes for 90 day fast stream. Every one of them replied, "No 90 day fast stream service today."
I prepared myself for the long haul. At one stage I calculated that it would take 23.5 hours to be seen, based on their throughput, and my number i.e. 4 days later (7 hour working day). Basically, in 1 hr 50 minutes, the 5 desks processed a total of 5 people.
All of the seats in the waiting room were full, the seats outside were full, there must have been 2 dozen people leaning against the walls, and even the seats in the portaloos lined up outside for Musical on the Beach were filling up.
Eventually, despite being Thailand, common sense prevailed
. One of the desk officers stood up and announced 90 day reporters could line up at his desk, and he would process them (I don't have to tell you who was first in the line 
). They'd moved from 5 desks processing 5 people in 1 hr 50 minutes to processing each customer in less than a minute.
