micheal jackson film

[den]

hi all dose anyone know if the m jackson film will be on the cinema in hua hin thanks ho do you think it will be in english thanks

[dtaai-maai]

While you're at Market Village, you could pop up the escalator and ask!

[sandman67]

dunno.... but heres the leaked Title Soundtrack...

My name is Uncle Mikey,
I hang around primary schools,
Underneath my raincoat,
I'm always totally nude

I show my naval fluff collection
to lots of fully-clothed men
I get a full erection
and I have to go to the gents


Ooh! Uncle Michael
Can't we please go home?
Why do you hide in the bushes?
What have you done with our clothes?


I introduce my penis
to hamsters, gerbils and mice
I like to read Fiesta,
and peek at the readers wives


Ooh! Uncle Michael
wheres our special treat?
Why do you keep taking pictures
and sniffing our bicycle seats?


I grummidge in my portfolio
which is full of schoolwear ads
I look up my own bottom
with mirrors from ladies' handbags


Ooh! Uncle Michael
Can't we please go home?
We've never seen any dildos
We don't want to wear pantyhose
Ooh! Uncle Michael
Why have you smeared us with cake?
We don't like standing in custard
and we don't want to play with your snake.

with a distict "awreet" nod to Uncle Nobby by the Macc Lads...lets just say this particular example of hollyreal white wash aint on my review list.

[BaaBaa.]