Caption Competition

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No need to give an arm and a leg, I have the leg
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Woman to leg don,t you stick a finger up at me.
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My wooden leg is much better shaped than hers.
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The toe-tapping tune just ain`t working
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I'm Jake the Peg - diddle-iddle-iddle-um
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Busker would give his left leg to moon walk as good as this chick.
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Hi do you want to have a blow on my instrument.
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Fred, and his Buddy Sam, both amputees, started the Missing Parts street band. As Sam's cancer got worse, and more parts amputated, Fred decided to keep him around and not break up the group. It did get a little absurd.....

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Hi darling fancy a leg over.
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For gods sake stop singing Jake the peg.
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Since his motorbike accident, the Invisible Man was at a distinct disadvantage...
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Singh was puzzled as to why he was walking in circles, did it have anything to do with having two right legs?
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This week's competition has closed.

Over to you Pete.
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