Caption Competition
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Meals on legs alternative to meals on wheels.
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This shows why Wales first half performance was so bad, the team were exhausted buying sheep.
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lindosfan1
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I think the Welsh bought the sheep for guidance on rules.
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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them.
That's because they've been carted off by a bunch of people in white coats!
That's because they've been carted off by a bunch of people in white coats!
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While shepherds watch their flock by night...
The rustlers walk off with them during the day!
The rustlers walk off with them during the day!
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Steady lindos - a very fine line!lindosfan1 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 04, 2023 10:14 pm This shows why Wales first half performance was so bad, the team were exhausted buying sheep.
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she thought she could pass as mutton dressed up as lamb.
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They forgot to shut the caravan door after the sheep swapping party.
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And Dave thought he couldn't get a date.
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(I was trying to thionk of a gag based on Mutton Jeff = deaf. As I thought about it I wondered where that came from. Apparently it's "Mutt 'n Jeff"! You learn something new...)
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 0 Hull City 
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
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R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to wado-karate who was our guest judge this week.
This week's top 5:
5th dtaai-maai with "It's a c-c-co-competition f-f-f-for sh-sh-sheep sh-sh-sha-sh-sha-sh-shearers."
4th sateeb with "Ticketless and ejected from GlastonBaaary Festival"
3rd sateeb with "No!!!! This is a dogging site."
2nd Jimbob with "she thought she could pass as mutton dressed up as lamb."
1st place goes to sateeb with ""Speed dating in Glamorgan""
Thank you very much to all who participated.
sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 12 February 2023 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 February 2023.
Next week's guest judge is Dannie Boy who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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This week's top 5:
5th dtaai-maai with "It's a c-c-co-competition f-f-f-for sh-sh-sheep sh-sh-sha-sh-sha-sh-shearers."
4th sateeb with "Ticketless and ejected from GlastonBaaary Festival"
3rd sateeb with "No!!!! This is a dogging site."
2nd Jimbob with "she thought she could pass as mutton dressed up as lamb."
1st place goes to sateeb with ""Speed dating in Glamorgan""
Thank you very much to all who participated.
sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 12 February 2023 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 February 2023.
Next week's guest judge is Dannie Boy who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 0 Hull City
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
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“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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I suppose a happy ending is out of the question?
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.