Limerick Thread

[Lost]

Isolation is taking its toll
It’s turning me into a computer troll
A keyboard warrior, "Finger Kung-Fu"
I just haven't a clue what to do
Plus! Me tummy has added a roll

[Lost]

Am over the age, not allowed out!

[pharvey]

Am over the age, not allowed out!
Too old by far, without a doubt

[lindosfan1]

Am over the age, not allowed out!
Too old by far, without a doubt
me zimmer frame the wheels have gone rusty

[oakdale160]

Am over the age, not allowed out!
Too old by far, without a doubt
my zimmer frame, the wheels have gone rusty
I'll just stay home with the maid, she's so busty.

[Lost]

Am over the age, not allowed out!
Too old by far, without a doubt
my zimmer frame, the wheels have gone rusty
I'll just stay home with the maid, she's so busty
If I get bored I'll just knock one out.

[Lost]

Hoarders have taken the food

[migrant]

Hoarders have taken the food
Mostly by being quite rude

[Dannie Boy]

Hoarders have taken the food
Mostly by being quite rude
Jumping the queue and running amok

[pharvey]

Hoarders have taken the food
Mostly by being quite rude
Jumping the queue and running amok
Whilst others queue watching the clock

[dtaai-maai]

Forgive the interruption, but this is close to my heart:

Hoarders have taken the food
Mostly by being quite rude
Now the stores have run out
Of fresh Brussels sprouts
And I'm in a really bad mood

[Lost]

Forgive the interruption, but this is close to my heart:

Hoarders have taken the food
Mostly by being quite rude
Now the stores have run out
Of fresh Brussels sprouts
And I'm in a really bad mood

You can't just start adding lines willy nilly dtaai-maai. There are rules. Rules keep chaos at bay.

[barrys]

Hoarders have taken the food
Mostly by being quite rude
Jumping the queue and running amok
Whilst others queue watching the clock
Leaving all the rest totally screwed

[migrant]

Looking everywhere for toilet paper

[Lost]

Looking everywhere for toilet paper
No joy! So I'm using the ice scraper