Looking everywhere for toilet paper
No joy! So I'm using the ice scraper
Really should have used a spray of water
Limerick Thread
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pharvey
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Re: Limerick Thread
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Looking everywhere for toilet paper
No joy! So I'm using the ice scraper
Really should have used a spray of water
So I better buy a bum gun later
No joy! So I'm using the ice scraper
Really should have used a spray of water
So I better buy a bum gun later
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
Re: Limerick Thread
Looking everywhere for toilet paper
No joy! So I'm using the ice scraper
Really should have used a spray of water
So I better buy a bum gun later
Or I may just close the ol' bum with a stapler
No joy! So I'm using the ice scraper
Really should have used a spray of water
So I better buy a bum gun later
Or I may just close the ol' bum with a stapler
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young bat from Wuhan
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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pharvey
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Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young bat from Wuhan
As an act of revenge, devised a plan
As an act of revenge, devised a plan
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young bat from Wuhan
As an act of revenge, devised a plan
It let off a fart
So the virus could start
(sorry I took two lines
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As an act of revenge, devised a plan
It let off a fart
So the virus could start
(sorry I took two lines
)I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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pharvey
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Re: Limerick Thread
There was a young bat from WuhanAs an act of revenge, devised a plan
It let off a fart
So the virus could start
And no-one was safe to a man
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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pharvey
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Re: Limerick Thread
Out of food, out of booze no crisps in sight
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Out of food, out of booze no crisps in sight
No woman either to ease my plight
No woman either to ease my plight
This is the way
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Re: Limerick Thread
Out of food, out of booze no crisps in sight
No woman either to ease my plight
What should I do? What should I do? I ask my friend Mike.
No woman either to ease my plight
What should I do? What should I do? I ask my friend Mike.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Out of food, out of booze no crisps in sight
No woman either to ease my plight
What should I do? I ask my friend Mike.
He told me to go to the shop on my bike
No woman either to ease my plight
What should I do? I ask my friend Mike.
He told me to go to the shop on my bike
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Out of food, out of booze no crisps in sight
No woman either to ease my plight
What should I do? I ask my friend Mike.
He told me to go to the shop on my bike
What? When buying toilet rolls leads to a fight!!
No woman either to ease my plight
What should I do? I ask my friend Mike.
He told me to go to the shop on my bike
What? When buying toilet rolls leads to a fight!!
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pharvey
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Re: Limerick Thread
Into April now, how long will this go on
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Into April now, how long will this go on
Is it that serious, or all a big con
Is it that serious, or all a big con
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Into April now, how long will this go on
Is it that serious, or all a big con
Some think the latter, but can't spell IQ
Is it that serious, or all a big con
Some think the latter, but can't spell IQ
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.