A young man who went to the beach
Found the girls were out of his reach
So he went to get a ladder
Which only made him sadder
'cos his willy got sucked by a leech
Limerick Thread
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Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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A Frenchman who didn't like cheese
Since upon eating it he always would sneeze
Since upon eating it he always would sneeze
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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A young man who went to the beach
Found the girls were out of his reach
So he went to get a ladder
Which only made him sadder
For "Cease and desist!" they did beseech.
Found the girls were out of his reach
So he went to get a ladder
Which only made him sadder
For "Cease and desist!" they did beseech.
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A Frenchman who didn't like cheese
Since upon eating it he always would sneeze
But he found a solution
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Since upon eating it he always would sneeze
But he found a solution
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A Frenchman who didn't like cheese
Since upon eating it he always would sneeze
But he found a solution
By sitting on a cushion
Since upon eating it he always would sneeze
But he found a solution
By sitting on a cushion
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A Frenchman who didn't like cheese
Since upon eating it he always would sneeze
But he found a solution
By sitting on a cushion
He mashes the cheese with some peas
Since upon eating it he always would sneeze
But he found a solution
By sitting on a cushion
He mashes the cheese with some peas
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There was a Lady from Exeter
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I'm enjoying this limerick thread (a starting line, as well as a comment)
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I'm enjoying this limerick thread
Was the Lady a true redhead?
Was the Lady a true redhead?
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I'm enjoying this limerick thread
Was the Lady a true redhead?
Only one way to surely tell
Was the Lady a true redhead?
Only one way to surely tell
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. Source
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I'm enjoying this limerick thread
Was the Lady a true redhead?
Only one way to surely tell
Unless she groomed too well
Was the Lady a true redhead?
Only one way to surely tell
Unless she groomed too well
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I'm enjoying this limerick thread
Was the Lady a true redhead?
Only one way to surely tell
Unless she groomed too well
That's to peek as she gets into bed
Was the Lady a true redhead?
Only one way to surely tell
Unless she groomed too well
That's to peek as she gets into bed
This is the way
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The forum was quiet when she logged in
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lindosfan1
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The forum was quiet when she logged in
So she sat and waited for the uproar to begin
So she sat and waited for the uproar to begin
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.