Jehovahs are doing the rounds!

[JW]

Just had a really pretty girl come into the office, was hoping she wanted to buy something. Then the script started " Can i take ten minutes of your time please". Was a shame because if she had wanted to talk about anything else i would have happily cooperated. In fairness they were much less pushy than have experienced back home, anyway she left with a giggle when i told her my name. I sometimes wonder if my mam and dad smoked a lot in the early 70's!

[Norseman]

Well JW; you both start your names with JW so maybe there's some meaning with this after all?

[JW]

Well spotted Norseman, maybe it is my calling to be another sort of jw. Right now will take a rain check!

[troopie]

Maybe we can mention the JWs in HH's promotional material, online or otherwise -- preferably in Thai as well. What with that & the filthy beaches, disgusting seawater & mad dogs, we should have no problem finding a parking place!

[Hermano Lobo]

Just say to a JW Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence !
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085933/

Then stand on your chair and shout "Ye Fornicators,Ye Sinners Ye Lusters after the flesh !"

Then if the girl is particularly pretty then say," Come over here and let me put you over my knee and give you a damn good spanking!"

[JW]

That was an angle i didnt think about at the time. That info is duly logged for future reference! Cheers