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....when you need to call the Rescue Service after cutting your toenails.
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You have more hair coming out of your ears and nose than you do on your head...
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People think your 45 year old Thai wife is your daughter...
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You try to piss your name in the snow and it turns out a line starting one foot away ending up in a puddle under your feet...
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Your nose, ears, and testicles get longer but your penis gets shorter!...
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When looking at a beautiful woman, the only comment you get from your wife is "Dream On"
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When you get back to Thailand, (as I did last night) and have an early night because you're tired!
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When you fill in an online form and they ask to fill in your age. There is a drop down menu and you have to scroll right down to the bottom to put the year of your birth in!!!
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When the ages of the sports players, and playboy models, are younger than your children
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The candles on your birthday cake set off the buildings smoke alarms.
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....you start a thread titled "You know you're old when"!!
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You start to reply but before you get to the end, you forget what you were going to say.
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You're in the elevator and the music coming over the speakers was the music you went to clubs to hear
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You go to the barber's shop for a cut and polish!
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You remember watching the first moon landing live!
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