Toilet paper vs bum gun – which one is better?

[handdrummer]

Been some strange topics on this forum over the years but whats best to wipe your arse odd ball just odd ball.

I believe that the odd ball is located in front of the arse.

[stretch]

The odd ball is in the back seat.

[Kraka's Dad]

Have never used a bum gun. What is the correct technique so that you are cleaned but you don't soak your clothes?

Cheers

[Big Boy]

You will need to attend the shooting range for one hour a day until you have gained your firearms licence

[Big Boy]

In all seriousness, I got caught out at Market Village yesterday (yes, too much information). I was disgusted to find no bem gun, and even more disgusted when the loo roll turned out to be the narrowest, thinnest I'd ever seen.

[handdrummer]

Have never used a bum gun. What is the correct technique so that you are cleaned but you don't soak your clothes?

Cheers

Rule number 1: Remove the relative clothing from the area to be cleaned.

[Big Boy]

Another serious point - I find Thai bum guns extremely user friendly. The guns in Malaysia on the other hand can only be used by top grade contortionists. When I was there last year, the tap, fixed at floor level on the wall behind you had to be operated by the right hand. At the same time the left hand had to aim blindly to the affected area. Malaysian bum guns are not right angled, so your left hand has to drop a fair way into the bowl to get a decent aim, whilst allowing for the curvature of the hose. Several mishaps occurred

[Nereus]

In all seriousness, I got caught out at Market Village yesterday (yes, too much information). I was disgusted to find no bem gun, and even more disgusted when the loo roll turned out to be the narrowest, thinnest I'd ever seen.

That's been mentioned previously elsewhere. It seems the shopping centres wont install them as they get stolen!
Actually, if in a public use facility they are likely to carry all types of nasties.

[Big Boy]

Fine, but they need to provide a suitable alternative else who knows what nasties will find their way onto your fingers