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Gutte wrote:Jaime, hold your horses! I didn't say that I wanted architect on the menu. I just wondered if some others might, as pet lovers can be quite militant. I actually felt it would be a pity if you were reduced to a mere dish, because I usually enjoy reading your posts here. However, compared to this thread, I've found them more balanced before. :shock:
Apologies - I admit I jumped to the conclusion that you fell into the militant pet lover category! The red mist descends when the subject of cats arises I am afraid :oops:
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Hilarious
as a rookie i am slowly working my way through the forums but this thread is so far the best larf

jaime on cats we are soulmate i am at this moment deeply engrossed in a war on the bluddy things and i do have an air pistol fires lttle plastic balls dont do no damage and very innaccurate but it scares the living beejesus out of them. also have a dog problem they seem to think crapping in front of my house is a good giggle

over the 3 weeks i have been giving hem some of my crap they stay on the other side of my soi

however eating them i dont sink sooo not on my menu
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Hilarious
as a rookie i am slowly working my way through the forums but this thread is so far the best larf

jaime on cats we are soulmate i am at this moment deeply engrossed in a war on the bluddy things and i do have an air pistol fires lttle plastic balls dont do no damage and very innaccurate but it scares the living beejesus out of them. also have a dog problem they seem to think crapping in front of my house is a good giggle

over the 3 weeks i have been giving hem some of my crap they stay on the other side of my soi

however eating them i dont sink sooo not on my menu
Dont knock it until you have tried it !!!
these animals should be on all good restaurants menu's dogs, cats, snakes, horses, rodents of all types and any endangered species, we should all be allowed to see what they taste like before the are extinct

im sure Jaime will second that :thumb:
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classic luv it

question do you have the bluddy owners / ex bluddy owners on the menu as well
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A couple of years ago there was an article in the HH Observer on the very same subject of eating endangered species - Cocky's Column I think. Mrs Jaime is in the Brecon Beacons National Park at this very moment looking for one of those escaped panthers for our supper. I've heard that after consuming the flesh, the panther teeth can be fashioned into attractive cufflinks and the fur can be cut up into squares to make great disposable kitchen worktop wipes, or used to make furry rugby balls for winter use.
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Jaime i luv it we have something in common
my air gun got a work out this morning bluddy moggie stepped over the demarcation lin gun aint very accurate but the noise keeps it away.

Every time i have a pot shot my missus shakes her head and just carries on but give her half a chance she belays the living crap out of the bluddy creature with stick a bigone

my neighbour has a prob with one street dog and when he goes after it Bushes war on terror pales to chicken crap (it keeps him fit though)

of topic sister BinL and nephew from aberaeron arrive on the 6th should i tell her about the 4 earthquakes we just had????? :roll:
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Norseman wrote:Somehow I think I prefer the beer!!!
dr dave, how could you...????


BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness


Goes nice with dogs also. Can also be grilled whole like baby pigs :-)
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Miau Miau!!! One Funny story from Stamford University where animal cruelty was common by the Time when I was there of course!
At Nights when alll of them Students rest in slumber Our securtity Guards are having fun with our partialy housriddin cats that roam around our Campus. Sometimes around 2 or 3 in the morning them Guards take some Cats put a very short chain at the cats tail and on the other end a Beer can. Now Guards sit back and watch them Felines panicing and runnig around the Male/Female Dorm a few laps all freaked out of the loud sound of the Beer Can their dragging behind them.
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Swift update number one son has taken over as pellet pointer shi@ he is a good shot young eyes and a good instructer. He is now pushing he demarcation line the way of cha am

no moisture or shi@ for 2 weeks now brill
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