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Came across a few German insults and they are fabulous. I shall be adopting some of these into my speech.

Arschgeige (butt violin)

Someone who doesn’t perform a particular task very well

Arsch mit ohren (butt with ears)

a complete ignoramus.

Evolutionsbremse (evolutionary break)

an unintelligent person whose very existence on Earth hinders the advancement of the human species, so to speak.

Hosenscheißer (trouser-poopers)

cowards.

Spargeltarzan (asparagus tarzan)

someone who is thin and gangly.

Teletubbyzurückwinker (someone who waves back at teletubbies)

someone who isn’t too bright.

Any of you well-travelled stinkstiefel have any good insults in your arsenal.
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:thumb: :clap:

I really should watch the monty python movies...
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"I blow my nose at you!" Love it.
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Lost wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:38 pm :thumb: :clap:

I really should watch the monty python movies...
Really worth watching.
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migrant wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:35 pm
Lost wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:38 pm :thumb: :clap:

I really should watch the monty python movies...
Really worth watching.
Life of Brian is the funniest film of all time, imo.
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HHTel wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:45 pm "I blow my nose at you!" Love it.
Hmmm.. "I fart in your general direction.." got me!! :thumb:

And "lost" - you most definitely need to watch the Python movies (rather than the Horror/Gore Shite you have wet dreams over.. :D :wink: )... "The Life of Brian" and "The Meaning of Life" both superb (and both banned at times in various countries).

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rather than the Horror/Gore Shite you have wet dreams over..
Bit harsh. :cry:

Just admit it Petey. They're too scary wary for you. :laugh:

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Lost wrote: ↑Sat Mar 18, 2023 12:56 am
rather than the Horror/Gore Shite you have wet dreams over..
Bit harsh. :cry:

Just admit it Petey. They're too scary wary for you. :laugh:
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I'm with you, pharvey. I tried to watch The Addams Family the other day. Terrifying!!
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"Du hues e Fuerz am Kapp" means that you have a fart in your head in Luxembourgish.
That must be pretty useless knowledge to most people but I work in Luxembourg and save it for use occasionally to reply to emails.
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I'll bet that e-mail makes interesting reading :laugh:
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Big Boy wrote: ↑Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:37 pm I'll bet that e-mail makes interesting reading :laugh:
Well I can always claim that I don't really speak Luxembourgish and a colleague told me that it was a nice thing to say!
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STEVE G wrote: ↑Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:20 pm "Du hues e Fuerz am Kapp" means that you have a fart in your head in Luxembourgish.
That must be pretty useless knowledge to most people but I work in Luxembourg and save it for use occasionally to reply to emails.
Brainfart. Common lingo in my neck of the woods. :D :cheers:
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Lost wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 2:28 pm Came across a few German insults and they are fabulous. I shall be adopting some of these into my speech.

Any of you well-travelled stinkstiefel have any good insults in your arsenal.
Warmduscher = meaning a wimp (literally someone who has to have hot water to shower)
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