Search found 17 matches

by aitch
Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:10 pm
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: Sauce for the goose
Replies: 3
Views: 1295

[ edited by Admin ]
by aitch
Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:49 pm
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: Sauce for the goose
Replies: 3
Views: 1295

Sauce for the goose

[ edited by Admin ]
by aitch
Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:39 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 167998

A beautiful young Thai girl found herself in the familly way, and, after telling her parents,was refusing to reveal the fathers identity. After a few days of continuous questioning she finally relented and went to another room to make a phone call . Some hours later, a very expensive, chauffer drive...
by aitch
Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:51 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 167998

A man walks into his doctors surgery, "doctor " he says " I had to come and see you, I feel like I'm turning into a moth" "You should be talking to a psychiatrist not your G.P. "replies the doctor. "I know , but your light was on................... A young woman ga...
by aitch
Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:31 pm
Forum: White Board
Topic: New Forum
Replies: 3
Views: 2725

Not as yet .
I have to wait for matron to come round first and put that tube in my bottom, and she says that if I stop trying to bite her , Santa Claus will come soon, and I can have jelly and ice cream.
by aitch
Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:45 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 167998

Doctor to patient :"Ihave good news and bad news" Patient : "better give me the bad news first I suppose" Doctor : we've done some tests and you only have six months to live, tops" Patint : "Jesus H Christ , what's the good news"? Doctor : "see that pretty lit...
by aitch
Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:25 pm
Forum: White Board
Topic: New Forum
Replies: 3
Views: 2725

Just wanted to pass on a handy tip. Thai fruits , such as langans or lychee, sprayed with silver and gold paint , and threaded on to string, make good ,unusual, and inexpensive christmas tree decorations. But don't forget to take them down as they start to ferment and attract insects . and no, at th...
by aitch
Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:59 pm
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: baked BEAN on toast.
Replies: 51
Views: 9418

Guess, good stuff about Pizzaro and such like . The jury is out ,who did bring those two great dicoveries , spuds and nicotine to blighty? Personally I was always suspicious about the masters at my old school , I mean anyone who enjoyed administering corporal punishment to schoolboys must have been ...
by aitch
Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:25 pm
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: baked BEAN on toast.
Replies: 51
Views: 9418

Elfis Preseli !! like it .
nearlly as good a name as the welsh boxer "sugar dai beates"
by aitch
Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:39 pm
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: baked BEAN on toast.
Replies: 51
Views: 9418

Dave , the word is signature not "signiture", but thanks for changing it just for me ,I'm begining to feel like one of the familly, what with special little favours an'all. But really it was a bit boring and repetetive. Jaime , spot on there regarding the ubiquitous Thai chillis , they wer...
by aitch
Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:06 am
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: baked BEAN on toast.
Replies: 51
Views: 9418

charade?

Once again you make false assumptions and accusations. I have a mind of my own , and write what I choose . Don't have a clue who you imagine I am writing for . Repetetive? coming from someone who thinks "just doing what comes naturally " at the bottom of his every posting is whitty . Do th...
by aitch
Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:48 pm
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: baked BEAN on toast.
Replies: 51
Views: 9418

spag bol

[quote]A friend invited us to dinner on Wednesday night, Spag Bol, his wife was really upset, it was awful. The minced beef was crap to start with, I said she should stick to imported beef. She said she tried to buy some in the shopping mall but this fallang lady dragged her away and showed her the ...
by aitch
Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:13 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Best of British
Replies: 1717
Views: 167998

Pigs and ducks

A man walks into the kitchen whilst his wife is preparing dinner , carrying a duck under his arm, "this is the pig I've been sh***ing", he calls cheerfully. His wife gives him a bored, over the shoulder look and remarks, " that's not a pig it's a duck". To which the guy says &quo...
by aitch
Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:23 pm
Forum: The Beach Bar
Topic: bussness in huahin .
Replies: 6
Views: 2823

A little personal

Well true colours are indeed being shown ! It must give you a huge kick to be able to insult people on your own website , whilst having the abillity to edit anything that anyone may say in reply if you don't like what is said,"you must be hard of understanding" were the actual words the ad...
by aitch
Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:21 pm
Forum: The Beach Bar
Topic: bussness in huahin .
Replies: 6
Views: 2823

double standards

since you have chosen to close the topic of english breakfast , [ edited by Admin ] As someone who doesn't live in hua hin I can only say that people are capable of forming their own opinions and you may block forums on this site ,but as yet the good citizens of hua hin are still allowed to have fre...