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by 404cameljockey
Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:01 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Create a Word
Replies: 22
Views: 507

Re: Create a Word

Nymphoma (noun): an invasive condition exclusively affecting the minds of men over 55, resulting in the belief that women between the ages of 18 and 25 find them devastatingly attractive. It is not known whether it causes them to flock to SE Asia or whether SE Asia itself is the cause of the proble...
by 404cameljockey
Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:47 am
Forum: News
Topic: Thai officials believe 12 boys missing in cave are alive
Replies: 277
Views: 9313

Re: Thai officials believe 12 boys missing in cave are alive

The Musk monkey really came unstuck. Calling someone a paedophile, and going on to say that all expats living in Thailand are sus (suspicious), in other words probably paedophiles.

He only cares about publicity, good or bad. What a....
by 404cameljockey
Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:45 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Thai officials believe 12 boys missing in cave are alive
Replies: 277
Views: 9313

Re: Thai officials believe 12 boys missing in cave are alive

I think it's already been said somewhere that a lawyer has been appointed for them and they should get Thai status within a few months. .....and a General said today .."Only if it's within the law...." No slack from that guy it appears. Not to worry, Thaksin can get them a passport from somewhere. ...
by 404cameljockey
Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:42 pm
Forum: Suggestions, Questions & Announcements
Topic: Suggest Something
Replies: 7
Views: 507

Re: Suggest Something

How about a Limerick thread. One person writes the first line (e.g. There was a young man from Hua Hin), another poster writes the next line, and so on. The person to write the final line (and it's shown in full) gets to write the starter for the next limerick. Once the next line has been written i...
by 404cameljockey
Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:40 pm
Forum: Digital Realm
Topic: The Digital Surgery
Replies: 2621
Views: 144240

Re: The Digital Surgery

Chrome browser on Windows automatically updates itself. On the 12th Google turned on Site Isolation. Protects against Spectra and Meltdown exploits. You're now free to move about the web. Downside is Chrome, known as a memory hog, now uses more. https://www.computerworld.com/article/3289786/web-bro...
by 404cameljockey
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:09 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Create a Word
Replies: 22
Views: 507

Re: Create a Word

Sandpooper - what toilet paper feels like after you've eaten too many bird's eye chilis.

Example: "Couldn't face the sandpooper this morning, bum gun only".
by 404cameljockey
Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:54 am
Forum: Digital Realm
Topic: The Digital Surgery
Replies: 2621
Views: 144240

Re: The Digital Surgery

Big Boy wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:55 pm
uTorrent has stopped downloading anything for me - any ideas please?
Working fine this morning, even tested without a VPN. Did you check again this morning? Facebook was glitching last night, maybe there was some internet trouble.
by 404cameljockey
Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:22 pm
Forum: Ask The Expats
Topic: Help identifying this pool filter
Replies: 14
Views: 666

Re: Help identifying this pool filter

Nereus wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:10 pm
Better to make your own. Take 2 meters of strong rope, tie one end around 4 or 5 concrete breeze blocks, tie the other end securely around your neck and jump in the pool. When the air bubbles stop rising to the surface the water will be clean. :cheers:
I don't usually call troll but I agree.
by 404cameljockey
Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:56 am
Forum: Health Issues
Topic: Aspirin
Replies: 18
Views: 1135

Re: Aspirin

:thumb:
:cheers:
by 404cameljockey
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hello Everyone
Replies: 3
Views: 205

Re: Hello Everyone

My name is Nick Ngaruiya I am from Kenya. Business is my passion and I like to read a book. Hi Nick and welcome. What are you reading these days? There's a decent used book store, The Blue and Yellow Book Store, on Petchasem Road, on the West side, just before the Government building at the stop li...
by 404cameljockey
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:44 am
Forum: Legal, Visa, Finances & Employment
Topic: Certified Translations
Replies: 6
Views: 254

Re: Certified Translations

A Srirada certified translation was good enough for Immigration when I presented one earlier this year.

There is a lawyer in the parade of shops in Makro car park on Petchkasem Road that has a notary public attend on some days, price seems reasonable (I can't recall how much though, maybe THB 500?).
by 404cameljockey
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:40 am
Forum: News
Topic: Thai officials believe 12 boys missing in cave are alive
Replies: 277
Views: 9313

Re: Thai officials believe 12 boys missing in cave are alive

It's an amazing rescue by the expert team of foreign divers who organised the evacuation of the boys. It's such a pity that the Thai press do not acknowlege those divers. The passive tense (in most of the reports), which I teach it to my students, is normally used when you don't know, or don't care...
by 404cameljockey
Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:36 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Greetings folks -- a self introduction
Replies: 8
Views: 464

Re: Greetings folks -- a self introduction

Welcome and good luck with your plans. Dannie Boy and migrant are right, build a good reputation quickly and I would think it should be more than just a time-filler for your missus. Is your mother OK with high heat and humidity? I sit outdoors a lot but when inside I use aircon pretty much all the t...