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by migrant
Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:47 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10465
Views: 219355

Re: Caption Competition

Ho hum, another day at Tesco
by migrant
Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:47 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10465
Views: 219355

Re: Caption Competition

Handicapped, my ass, bet YOU can't fit a car in here!
by migrant
Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:45 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Crewe
Who started to learn kung-fu
She bought all the gear
Including pads for her rear
by migrant
Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:44 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
She'd whack you on your knee
And torture you with a song
by migrant
Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:42 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
by migrant
Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:53 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

Rugby the game played in Heaven
And the backs on each team numbers seven
by migrant
Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to go down to the pub
Not for my mates and not for the grub
But just for the beer
And to spread some good cheer
by migrant
Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:55 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

Rob and his wife were like chalk and cheese
He was selfish, she liked to please
A good combination
Like a small nation
by migrant
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a Yorkie named Corky
by migrant
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:18 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young German called Kurt
Who had a twin brother called Bert
When dining together
They talked of the weather
And whether or not it will hurt
by migrant
Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:49 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

There was a young man called Billy
Who wore a dress that was frilly
His mates called him weird
by migrant
Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 529
Views: 6045

Re: Limerick Thread

At the keyboard with morning 'Would...?"
I sat and wondered if I could
With mouse in hand
Conduct a brass band
And see if I'm any good
by migrant
Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:13 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Insult Generator
Replies: 10
Views: 220

Re: Insult Generator

good idea! I got douche hammer.
by migrant
Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:06 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: TV series worth downloading
Replies: 764
Views: 46514

Re: TV series worth downloading

Vital Spark wrote:
Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:08 pm
Inside the American Embassy Just three episodes.

Hmmmm. I want to use the word twat, but I know that would offend our American readers. Sorry about that, but he is one.

VS
This Yank isn't offended, after all he is a politician.