Search found 604 matches

by MDMK
Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:04 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She complains that I don't last long enough
Which frankly I think is rather rough
I do my best but I feel myself flagging
by MDMK
Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:02 am
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: Hua Hin Food Trivia
Replies: 17
Views: 688

Re: Hua Hin Food Trivia

Aside from the slang terms, what are "faggots?" they're a kind of meatball. My granny used to call them "Thursday meat balls" (Thursday being the day before payday when the purse, fridge and cupboards were empty). I think traditionally they were made from mincing the cheaper cuts of meats that usua...
by MDMK
Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:53 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She complains that I don't last long enough
by MDMK
Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:32 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10567
Views: 222082

Re: Caption Competition

Proof that toilet paper from Lidl is poor quality and shreds easily.
by MDMK
Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:31 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10567
Views: 222082

Re: Caption Competition

If I just keep hidden in the bath, the humans might forget they have a cat.
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:58 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

I’m not sure if them women are gents
They have frilly knickers but I can't see the contents
But boy or girl
I'll give them a whirl



(hope no one noticed that wee change)
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:40 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

I’m not sure if them women are gents
They have frilly knickers but I can't see the contents
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:04 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

In my next life I want to come back as a cat
I plan on being very fat
I'll sleep all day long
When I want fed I will bang a gong
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:05 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

In my next life I want to come back as a cat
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:13 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

oops
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:16 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

Monday is my least favourite day
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:48 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10567
Views: 222082

Re: Caption Competition

I was trying to be helpful, helping the kids with their craft project for school.
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

Went to church for the first time in decades
Was shocked to see the priest wore rollerblades
He was very quick on his feet
At the meet and greet
As he sang along to "The Ace of Spades"
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:46 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

Went to church for the first time in decades
Was shocked to see the priest wore rollerblades
by MDMK
Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:30 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1039
Views: 11305

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a president called Trump
Who got red in the face taking a dump