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by Vital Spark
Thu Sep 27, 2018 4:30 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old barber called Fred
Who carved a big hole in my head
When I complained
He said he was trained
by Vital Spark
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:01 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja
by Vital Spark
Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:21 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

We need a psychiatrist to help explain why this thread is so popular
The results of his findings could be quite spectacular.
Are we insane?
Or just mildly vain?
by Vital Spark
Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:24 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

I once met a man from Dundee,
by Vital Spark
Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:12 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

While sitting here watching the telly
With a beer balanced on my belly
Wondering "Who the hell Did It"
Then saying "Oh frig it"
He killed her with arsenic-laced jelly
by Vital Spark
Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:31 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

Sitting here contemplating my belly
Which looked like a huge wobbly jelly
by Vital Spark
Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:41 am
Forum: Health Issues
Topic: Cancer - no longer the bogeyman?
Replies: 16
Views: 1396

Re: Cancer - no longer the bogeyman?

DM: Thank you hugely for your informative and interesting reply. BTW You look great! My sister's lymphoma is just a little lump on her inner thigh - far away from a lot of important bits. She's going for her first session of radiotherapy on Monday and the wonderful NHS feel that they can kill off th...
by Vital Spark
Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:05 am
Forum: Health Issues
Topic: Cancer - no longer the bogeyman?
Replies: 16
Views: 1396

Re: Cancer - no longer the bogeyman?

Oakdale: It depends on what type of cancer it is. Thanks to the NHS, my twin is getting rapid treatment with the best equipment. She's starting her first zap with radiotherapy on Monday and (hopefully) 15 days later it will be gone. DM: How does the radiotherapy affect you physically? Does it make y...
by Vital Spark
Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:25 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10627
Views: 223334

Re: Caption Competition

I've written a little poem for you, sir.
There was an old man called Pope
Got arrested for having some dope
Hid it under his dress
But nevertheless
T'was sniffed out by a cop dog called Hope
by Vital Spark
Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:00 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

If ever you feel like some fun
by Vital Spark
Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:18 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

How about:

There was an old man from Yonkers
by Vital Spark
Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

DM: We've done New York. Pick another city.

VS :wink:
by Vital Spark
Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker
by Vital Spark
Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1365
Views: 14346

Re: Limerick Thread

I once met a man called Dan
by Vital Spark
Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:41 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Music - what are people listening to now?
Replies: 976
Views: 50795

Re: Music - what are people listening to now?

And another trip down memory lane...