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Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you &am...

WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls ou...

Subject: Fw: You know you're Scottish when..... i actually don't understand half of this....... > > > >You know your Scottish when........... > > > >1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnachie , Ecclefechan Milngavie, > >Sauchiehall St, Enoch, Auchenshoogle, Auchtermuchty (wear the fox > >hat) and Aufu...

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most > > > > unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. > > > > A long Black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 > > feet > > behind the first. > > Behind the second hearse was a solitary man w...

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A cute little girl walks into the pet shop, and asks the guy at the counter: “do you sell wittle wabbits?â€

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. 1. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cos I now...

A LITTLE OUT OF SEASON BUT VERY GOOD I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my solicitor yesterday, and on there advice I wish to say the following: Plea...

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you. Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the women next door. Ug...

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by...

FACTS FOR OUR WAREHOUSE OF USELESS KNOWLEDGE 1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. (actually that may be peanut shells) 3. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 4. There are 293 ways to...

> >A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not shown up >for work or phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of >the >main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was >greeted with a child's whisper. >"Hello?" >"Is your daddy home?...

WATER AND WINE EDUCATION It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that ri...

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat fa...

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out our air hole at the sam...