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by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:10 am
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: Bradford City Tragedy
Replies: 1
Views: 63

Re: Bradford City Tragedy

It's a drama based on a real-life tragedy, and the cause is well documented.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford_ ... adium_fire
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:00 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a bargirl called Pim
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:32 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
That he squeezed from the tube
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:20 am
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: Champions League Prediction League 2018-19
Replies: 10
Views: 376

Re: Champions League Prediction League 2018-19

Didn't see it, but what goes around comes around... eventually.
by dtaai-maai
Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:18 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
by dtaai-maai
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:24 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja
Should have stayed on the booze instead
by dtaai-maai
Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
by dtaai-maai
Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:14 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a terrible poet
Who for inspiration relied too heavily on the Moet
He just couldn't scan
Nor write with either hand
But he was way too stupid to know it
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:28 pm
Forum: On The Road
Topic: Koh Lanta
Replies: 7
Views: 462

Re: Koh Lanta

I've never been, but a friend of mine goes regularly and loves it. Can't give you any more info than that, I'm afraid.
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:08 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 10543
Views: 221714

Re: Caption Competition

And who exactly told you it was a good idea to grow chillis under your foreskin...?
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:04 am
Forum: Legal, Visa, Finances & Employment
Topic: Immigration 24 hour address registration clampdown starts in Phuket
Replies: 45
Views: 3557

Re: Immigration 24 hour address registration clampdown starts in Phuket

^^Likewise. I've been back in the UK for a year, but I was in Thailand for 15 years at a variety of addresses with a number of trips abroad and never did this 24 hr reporting business once. Never had a problem. Didn't I read somewhere that it's also supposed to apply to a trip from one province to a...
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:59 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a terrible poet
Who for inspiration relied too heavily on the Moet
He just couldn't scan
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:35 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a terrible poet
by dtaai-maai
Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:58 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

Fantastic rugby on the telly today
The wife wanted 'Strictly' but I sent her away
by dtaai-maai
Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:48 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 972
Views: 10715

Re: Limerick Thread

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten
But though my navel's neglected
It’s very easily detected
Now that I've stitched a wee nut on.