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by dtaai-maai
Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:14 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
She complains that I don't last long enough
Which frankly I think is rather rough
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:55 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

I’m not sure if them women are gents
They have frilly knickers but I can't see the contents
But boy or girl
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:30 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

In my next life I want to come back as a cat
I plan on being very fat
I'll sleep all day long
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:10 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

On a warm afternoon in September
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:09 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

Monday is my least favourite day
Can't make it better try as I may
It only gets worse as the rain won't stop
I wake up and drop back in bed with a flop
And indulge in a little solo foreplay
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:01 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a president called Trump
Who got red in the face taking a dump
He wasn't constipated
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:07 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

There once was a president called Trump
by dtaai-maai
Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:06 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

Once a great nation, but not so much now
Things went downhill after inventing the plow
From a warrior race
It's gone to a loss of face
Only the EU knows how
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:54 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

Once a great nation, but not so much now
Things went downhill after inventing the plow
From a warrior race
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:25 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

Voices in my head speak to me
We never fight, we always agree
And that's because
Down to money it was
Not so crazy, you see!
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: London Bridge is definitely not falling down
Replies: 6
Views: 138

Re: London Bridge is definitely not falling down

pharvey wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:37 pm
Truly, thanks for posting DM :thumb: I like you...
Shucks, pharvey, I like you too... x :oops:
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:25 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: London Bridge is definitely not falling down
Replies: 6
Views: 138

London Bridge is definitely not falling down

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/the_bridge_that_crossed_an_ocean I've always been vaguely aware of the story of some crazy American buying London Bridge and rebuilding it in the Arizona desert as a tourist attraction, but I've never read the full story. Interesting, and not so crazy aft...
by dtaai-maai
Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:20 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

Voices in my head speak to me
We never fight, we always agree
And that is because
by dtaai-maai
Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:26 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 1041
Views: 11325

Re: Limerick Thread

I sailed on a yacht to Capri
A wonderful place in Italy
The sea was a bit choppy
Which made me get stroppy