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Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or Radio? Didn't think so.!!! Everyone should hear what the judge had to say. Ruling by Judge W...

A UK squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader a...

A young blonde woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Harbour Bridge ... She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the Bridge crying. He took pity on he...

Gay baby Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the nursery ward, eleven are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling s...

It's near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave ear...

Paddy Has A Broken Shoulder Paddy has broken his shoulder and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, "How you doin?" "Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing." Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 1...

Last night, my husband and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to him, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

He got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

He's such a bastard

A woman went to a Asda service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLE...

A recent survey asked 100 sexually active
men what they most enjoyed
about a blow job ?
99.9% said 'the 5 minutes of silence..."

Kylie, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street. Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie pulls her knickers down and fucks her senseless. He turns to Elton, says 'your turn' but Elton starts crying. 'What's wrong', asks Robbie ? Elton sobs and says 'my head won't fi...

A man comes home from the pub very late
and very drunk.
His wife says 'OK smartarse, explain the
lipstick on your shirt'.
'Fcukin easy', he said. 'I used my shirt
to wipe my dick'.

A pregnant Irish girl phones home.
'Mam oi tink me waters have broke'.
'Oh me holy Jaysus where are ya ringing
from?'
'Oim ringing wet from me minge to me ankles'.

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you
wank, do you think:
a. You need more time together ?
b. She's a fucking prude ?
c. She should have sat somewhere else on
the bus ?

Why do women have orgasms ?
So that they can moan even when they're
enjoying themselves.

A lesbian goes to the doctors and the
doctor says 'that is the cleanest vagina I
have ever seen'.
'Thank you' says the lesbian. 'I have a
woman in twice a week!'