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>> > > Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
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>> > >
>> > > Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of >> > ten and buns in packages of eight. >> > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >> > > >> > > Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines >> > with Braille lettering.

Only in America.......do we leave cars worth thousands
>> > of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
>> > garage.

Only in America.....do banks leave vault doors open
>> > and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America.....do people order double
>> > cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America.......do
>> > drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
>> > store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
>> > buy cigarettes at the front.

The Chinese government has shown the world how to deal with drug pushers by ignoring liberal bleating and executing convicted drug-smuggler Akmal Shaikh ‹ a punishment which should be mandatory everywhere for that crime. Mr Shaikh, who the media quite falsely claim to be a ³British² man, was born in...

The Pope and Gordon Brown, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd at the Manchester United vs Manchester City game at Old Trafford. The Pope leaned towards Mr. Brown and said, "Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every pe...

For all my left wing Dem friends to ponder (if I have any left ) It's a slow day in little old London town. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving thr...

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The...

Two women, on their way back from a night out, stop in a graveyard for a piss. One dries herself on her knickers, and the other uses a wreath. Their two husbands were in the pub the next night. One says "I'd better watch my wife. She came home last night with no knickers on". The other one...

CRANKY OLD MAN > When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in country NSW, > it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. > > Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found > this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that cop...

CRANKY OLD MAN > When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in country NSW, > it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. > > Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found > this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that cop...

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