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How about:

There was an old man from Yonkers

DM: We've done New York. Pick another city.

VS

I once met a man called Dan
Who had an all over tan
He was quite a looker

I once met a man called Dan

And another trip down memory lane...

Feeling rather sentimental tonight as only a few more days left before we leave. This song was playing when we ate our first moo gata in Nakhon Pathom almost 20 years ago.

Well done, Pete. That was a pretty impressive score. :thumb: Parahandy is currently using the only wooden spoon we have left in the house to make a curry tonight. I get a tinge of delight when I beat him with my slightly random selections, but I'm doing the traditional slip slide towards the bottom ...

He sat in the sun all red faced and sweaty
Enjoying a beer after a romp with Miss Betty
Not all on the Forum would agree with his actions
But he ignored what was said by those prudish factions
"Whatever...", he chuckled. They're all being petty

There was a young man from New York
Whose specialty was using a fork
He looked like a goon
When using a spoon

There was a young man from New York

A forum's a place you can chat
You can be naked or wearing a hat
But for safety's sake
Don’t make the mistake
Of sharing your chair with a cat (they just dig their little claws in when they're happy...)

A forum's a place you can chat

A poster on the forum's a real ass
You wonder if he’s sniffing some gas
The type they call Laughing
It’s known to cause farting
No wonder he can't find a lass

My best friend has quite a big nose

I once knew a young man from Dunkirk
He really was kind of a jerk
But he was really a transvestite.
Usually high as a kite
So had problems in finding some work