Hua Hin Forum

Two old ladies, one somewhat hard of hearing, decided to have their portraits taken. The photographer welcomed them to his studio and said, "Please take a seat ladies." The first lady asked her friend, "What did he say?" "He would like us to sit down." replied the secon...

Rem tene, verba sequentur

"Keep to the sandwich and the pickle will follow"

What about a wet polo shirt competition?

A few weeks ago a company in Thailand launched the largest telcommunications satellite into orbit. This company I believe is Shin Satellite Public Co Ltd, one of it's subsiduries being the CS lox group. I would hope this would improve services for all when up and running. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/...

Three pairs of clean socks.

Two (Large size) M & S Undies - not white

Chicken Vindaloo


Do you accept M & S luncheon vouchers.


Oh and a packet of sweet pea seeds.

See you soon.

Got myself an accoustic about 6 months ago, been pratting about trying to get to grips with it, not much success. Any one now of any good sites to teach the basics, before all the bad habits stick for life. Also a good book with cord structures and form would help, the only books I can find are in T...

Chicken & Donkey Story On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, ...

Hi Chas,

Like yourself I also need to give a little spiritual thanks now and again.

The one place I can deal with in Hua Hin is the christian service they hold at The Hilton on Sundays at 10.am.

Nice and friendly without any pressure, has helped me out a few times when I felt the need.

Fairies DO exist !! A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each ot...

a.. Your last name stays put. b.. The garage is all yours. c.. Wedding plans take care of themselves. d.. Chocolate is just another snack. e.. You can be President. f.. You can never be pregnant. g.. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. h.. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. i.. Car mec...

Looking for a pool table - new or second hand (depending on condition).

Do not have any idea of cost involved (so I'm sure someone will want to rip me off) but if not over the top will consider.

this can only be a good thing as maybe others will realise they have to raise their standards to compete. A friend invited us to dinner on Wednesday night, Spag Bol, his wife was really upset, it was awful. The minced beef was crap to start with, I said she should stick to imported beef. She said s...

Any genuine scary stories since you've been in Thailand, had a few myself, the first after only two months in Thailand. I was sat at the traffic lights on Petchkasem Road waiting to turn onto Chomsin Road, looking up at the old shops I noticed an old yellow ghost house. The car windows were open and...