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Post by PeteC » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:40 pm

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I sit here perusing the forum
To avoid dying from boredom
But the NIght Crawlers are quiet
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Post by oakdale160 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:36 am

There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty

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Post by Vital Spark » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:32 am

There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade

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Post by Dannie Boy » Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:14 am

There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
And money she made

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Post by MDMK » Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:26 am

There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
And money she made
But quit the game when she met a rich Kuwaiti

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Post by MDMK » Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:41 am

There was a young girl from Hua Hin
Who was way too fond of the gin

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Post by oakdale160 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:46 am

MDMK I started the Soi 80 Lim but was scared that nobody would find a rhyme with eighty/ weighty-- Im impressed

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by oakdale160 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:49 am

There was a young girl from Hu Hin
Who was way to fond of the gin
She'd mix it with tonic
And then start to frolic

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Post by Dannie Boy » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:57 pm

There was a young girl from Hu Hin
Who was way to fond of the gin
She'd mix it with tonic
And then start to frolic
Which wasn’t really a sin



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Post by Homer » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:18 am

They said don't drink the water

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Post by migrant » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:24 am

Homer wrote:
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They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Post by Homer » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:32 am

migrant wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:24 am
They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass

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Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:57 am

They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
Then laid on the grass

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Post by oakdale160 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:42 am

They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
Then laid on the grass
and held on for dear life, like we taught her

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Post by Chazz14 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:48 am

(From my schooldays)

There was a young lady from Rams
Who loved to go travelling on trams
She kissed the conductor
Who turned round and f***ed her
And now she pushing a prem
“I don't see why there should be a point where everyone decides you're too old. I'm not too old, and until I decide I'm too old I'll never be too f***ing old.”
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