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Dannie Boy wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:39 am
oakdale160 wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:31 am I sit here perusing the forum
To avoid dying from boredom
But the NIght Crawlers are quiet
It’s put my cravings on a diet
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There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
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There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
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There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
And money she made
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There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
And money she made
But quit the game when she met a rich Kuwaiti
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There was a young girl from Hua Hin
Who was way too fond of the gin
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MDMK I started the Soi 80 Lim but was scared that nobody would find a rhyme with eighty/ weighty-- Im impressed
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There was a young girl from Hu Hin
Who was way to fond of the gin
She'd mix it with tonic
And then start to frolic
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There was a young girl from Hu Hin
Who was way to fond of the gin
She'd mix it with tonic
And then start to frolic
Which wasn’t really a sin



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They said don't drink the water
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Homer wrote: Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:18 am They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
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migrant wrote: Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:24 am They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
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They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
Then laid on the grass
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They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
Then laid on the grass
and held on for dear life, like we taught her
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(From my schooldays)

There was a young lady from Rams
Who loved to go travelling on trams
She kissed the conductor
Who turned round and f***ed her
And now she pushing a prem
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