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MDMK wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:23 pm
Homer wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:03 pm The most beautiful game is football
The most beautiful game is football
Best viewed after consuming copious alcohol
When the ball is snapped
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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migrant wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:22 pm
MDMK wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:23 pm The most beautiful game is football
Best viewed after consuming copious alcohol
When the ball is snapped
your attention is rapt
on the red card for fool with hand ball
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Somchai works as a barista in Bluport
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MDMK wrote: Mon Jul 23, 2018 4:42 pm Somchai works as a barista in Bluport
Where there were many women he could court
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somchai works as a barista in Bluport
Where there were many women he could court
But he went after a lady boy
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Somchai works as a barista in Bluport
Where there were many women he could court
But he went after a lady boy
Who suffice to say was far from coy
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Somchai works as a barista in Bluport
Where there were many women he could court
But he went after a lady boy
Who suffice to say was far from coy
And knew the import of exhort to cavort
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There was a moderator called big boy.
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There was a moderator called big boy
Whose job was to calm, not annoy
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There was a moderator called big boy
Whose job was to calm, not annoy
He's a mod, not a rocker
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"
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Vital Spark wrote: Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:41 pm There was a moderator called big boy
Whose job was to calm, not annoy
He's a mod, not a rocker
There was a moderator called big boy
Whose job was to calm, not annoy
He's a mod, not a rocker
That he is actually 4 foot 5 may come as a shocker
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There was a moderator called big boy
Whose job was to calm, not annoy
He's a mod, not a rocker
That he is actually 4 foot 5 may come as a shocker
Mai pen rai, he's still boss of his soi
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I sometimes feel need of a beer
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I sometimes feel need of a beer
When someone is nipping my ear
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I sometimes feel need of a beer
When someone is nipping my ear
I’ve said don’t do that
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