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Post by MDMK » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:57 pm

Homer wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:46 pm
In England it's awfully hot
So much so, he smashed his teapot
Then he picked up the spout
Before beginning to shout
I wish I'd been born a Scot!
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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Homer » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:45 pm

Too many hours without a rhyme

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:50 pm

Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime

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Post by Homer » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:19 pm

Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame

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Post by MDMK » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:29 pm

Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame
For not playing the game

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Homer » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:46 pm

Too many hours without a rhyme
Is nothing short of major crime
Someones to blame
For not playing the game
It's a delightful waste of time

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:01 pm

Nok's husband had a funny face

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Post by Homer » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:47 pm

Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:50 am

Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers

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Post by lindosfan1 » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:07 am

Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers
And his eyelids like zippers
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:43 am

Nok's husband had a funny face
His nose was way out of place
His lips looked like kippers
And his eyelids like zippers
An ensemble you'd hate to embrace
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Homer » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:21 pm

The Brits have nothing to say

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Post by Dannie Boy » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:39 pm

The Brits have nothing to say
That’s worse than the American way

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Post by Homer » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:47 pm

The Brits have nothing to say
That’s worse than the American way
Who flap their gums

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Dannie Boy » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:54 pm

The Brits have nothing to say
That’s worse than the American way
Who flap their gums
And show their bums


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