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I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
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I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
Like oversized toothpicks
This is the way
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I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
Like oversized toothpicks
A fork means I don't become unstuck
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What's the right way to eat peas?
This is the way
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What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
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What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
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What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
With your peas on a bed
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
With your peas on a bed
Of mashed potatoes with cheese
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There was an old lady from Leicester
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There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
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There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
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There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
But at home she was grim
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There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
But at home she was grim
Until she'd drank enough beer
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A perverted clown from Berlin
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A perverted clown from Berlin
Had an evil and twisted grin
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