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PHarvey, it can be the last line though, like this:

Rugby the game played in Heaven
And the backs on each team numbers seven
The players are quite hunky
Their attitudes spunky
Most of them are called Llewellyn


1+2+5 rhyme with heaven, while 2+4 rhyme with hunky
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MDMK wrote: Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:49 pm PHarvey, it can be the last line though, like this:

Rugby the game played in Heaven
And the backs on each team numbers seven
The players are quite hunky
Their attitudes spunky
Most of them are called Llewellyn


1+2+5 rhyme with heaven, while 2+4 rhyme with hunky
Spot on!! :thumb:

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Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
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Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
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Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
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Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
And wear woolly knickers in winters
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Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
And wear woolly knickers in winters
For comfort until he unclenches
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She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
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She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
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She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
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She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
She'd whack you on your knee
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She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
She'd whack you on your knee
And torture you with a song
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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There was an old lady from Crewe
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There was an old lady from Crewe
Who went down the road for a screw
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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There was an old lady from Crewe
Who started to learn kung-fu
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