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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by pharvey » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:50 pm

My best friend is my dog named Bob
"You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late". Ray Gravell :wink:

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Post by lindosfan1 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:57 pm

My best friend is my dog named Bob
And he keeps on licking his knob.
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Post by migrant » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:14 am

My best friend is my dog named Bob
And he keeps on licking his knob.
But that's because he can
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:26 am

My best friend is my dog named Bob
And he keeps on licking his knob.
But that's because he can
Unlike a man
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Post by migrant » Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:07 am

My best friend is my dog named Bob
And he keeps on licking his knob.
But that's because he can
Unlike a man
And he does one helluva job
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by migrant » Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:07 am

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:50 am

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten

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Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:27 am

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten
But though my navel's neglected
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:53 pm

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten
But though my navel's neglected
It’s very easily detected



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Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:48 pm

I'm sitting here contemplating my belly button
A part of my body that’s nearly forgotten
But though my navel's neglected
It’s very easily detected
Now that I've stitched a wee nut on.
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by pharvey » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:53 pm

Fantastic rugby on the telly today
"You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late". Ray Gravell :wink:

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Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:58 pm

Fantastic rugby on the telly today
The wife wanted 'Strictly' but I sent her away
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by pharvey » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:59 pm

Fantastic rugby on the telly today
The wife wanted 'Strictly' but I sent her away
Wins for teams playing away from home
"You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late". Ray Gravell :wink:

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Sep 15, 2018 9:32 pm

Fantastic rugby on the telly today
The wife wanted 'Strictly' but I sent her away
Wins for teams playing away from home
Even the ones playing in Rome

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Post by lindosfan1 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:00 am

Fantastic rugby on the telly today
The wife wanted 'Strictly' but I sent her away
Wins for teams playing away from home
Even the ones playing in Rome
But I forecast them both the wrong way
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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