Limerick Thread
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja
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Re: Limerick Thread
Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja
Should have stayed on the booze instead
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja
Should have stayed on the booze instead
This is the way
Re: Limerick Thread
Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
This is the way
Re: Limerick Thread
dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:18 am Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
Got me gigglin' that. Must GROW UP Lost!
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Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
That he squeezed from the tube
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
That he squeezed from the tube
This is the way
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Love a twisted mind, Dtaai Maai! Well played.Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
That he squeezed from the tube
His crown jewels would be stuck in her armpits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
That he squeezed from the tube
His crown jewels would be stuck in her armpits
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
Who was a little bit dim
Who was a little bit dim
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
When she showed them her cat
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
When she showed them her cat
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
When she showed them her cat
Who had two heads and an extra limb
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
When she showed them her cat
Who had two heads and an extra limb
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There was a young man from Mumbai