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Chazz14 wrote: Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:48 am (From my schooldays)

There was a young lady from Rams
Who loved to go travelling on trams
She kissed the conductor
Who turned round and f***ed her
And now she pushing a prem
Do a quick edit - pram!!
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There was a young lady from Issan
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There was a young lady from Issan
Who was saving up to buy a new Nissan
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oakdale160 wrote: Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:31 pm There was a young lady from Issan
that was harder than soi 80 :D
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There was a young lady from Issan
Who was saving up to buy a new Nissan
She decided to work in a bar
To get her that car
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There was a young lady from Issan
Who was saving up to buy a new Nissan
She decided to work in a bar
To get her that car
That's why she worked for promotion to Mamasan
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Pop was famed far and wide for her noodles
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MDMK wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:16 am Pop was famed far and wide for her noodles
and went to work each day with her cute labradoodle
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PeteC wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:12 am
MDMK wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:16 am Pop was famed far and wide for her noodles
and went to work each day with her cute labradoodle
In a hurry she fried
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op was famed far and wide for her noodles
and went to work each day with her cute labradoodle
In a hurry she fried
until the day she died
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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lindosfan1 wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:45 am op was famed far and wide for her noodles
and went to work each day with her cute labradoodle
In a hurry she fried
until the day she died
while choking on a fast gobbled strudel
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The most beautiful game is football
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I sat on a stool in Bintabaht
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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migrant wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:03 pm I sat on a stool in Bintabaht
The girl adjacent was flat
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Homer wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:03 pm The most beautiful game is football
The most beautiful game is football
Best viewed after consuming copious alcohol
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