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A lady who lived in a truck
Said "I've got the luck"
Her damn good plan
Required a hansom man
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A lady who lived in a truck
Said "I've got the luck"
Her damn good plan
Required a hansom man
Who knew how to handle a puck
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A lady who lived in a truck
Sid "I've go the luck"
Her Damn good
Was to find a rich man
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handdrummer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 4:59 pm A lady who lived in a truck
Sid "I've go the luck"
Her Damn good
Was to find a rich man
lady truck
Sid luck
Her Damn
find man
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If ever you feel like some fun
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"
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If ever you feel like some fun
Take your clothes off and go for a run
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If ever you feel like some fun
Take your clothes off and go for a run
Since running when nude
This is the way
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If ever you feel like some fun
Take your clothes off and go for a run
Since running when nude
Is good for the mood
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MDMK wrote: ↑Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:26 am If ever you feel like some fun
Take your clothes off and go for a run
Since running when nude
Is good for the mood
Especially if you are a Nun
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Homer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:13 pm
handdrummer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 4:59 pm A lady who lived in a truck
Sid "I've go the luck"
Her Damn good
Was to find a rich man
lady truck
Sid luck
Her Damn
find man
Sorry about the typos, my proof reader was out that day. :banghead:
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MDMK wrote:If ever you feel like some fun
Take your clothes off and go for a run
Since running when nude
Is good for the mood
Except in a winters drizzle
Then you tend to shrivel
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A young man who went to the beach
Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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A young man who went to the beach
Found the girls were out of his reach
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A young man who went to the beach
Found the girls were out of his reach
So he went to get a ladder
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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A young man who went to the beach
Found the girls were out of his reach
So he went to get a ladder
Which only made him sadder
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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