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Post by migrant » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:12 pm

There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Post by MDMK » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:42 pm

There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who down below had a spare part

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Post by migrant » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:58 pm

There was an old man from Dundee
Who went to Soi 80 full of glee
He found his sweetheart
Who down below had a spare part
So then he understood the extra fee
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Homer » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:31 pm

Woke up, got out of bed

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Post by Dannie Boy » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:25 pm

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head

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Post by lindosfan1 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:36 pm

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Post by dtaai-maai » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:55 pm

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:10 pm

Woke up, got out of bed
Put a comb across my head
And forgot I had no hair
Reached up, my scalp was bare
So combed my hairy bum instead

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:49 pm

There was an old lady from Rome

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Post by handdrummer » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:01 am

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home

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Post by lindosfan1 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:15 am

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang a policeman
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Post by dtaai-maai » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:21 am

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please'
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:28 am

There was an old lady from Rome
Who couldn't find her way home
so she rang the police
And said 'help me please,
I'm going around in circles in the velodrome'

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by MDMK » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:12 am

The first line is never easy

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by oakdale160 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:37 am

The first line is never so easy
The last line is often quite cheesy

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