He had a real strange dream last night
He dreamed that left was right
Now this might not feel strange to you
If you've had a martini or two
Limerick Thread
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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He had a real strange dream last night
He dreamed that left was right
Now this might not feel strange to you
If you've had a martini or two
Otherwise it's a terrible fright
He dreamed that left was right
Now this might not feel strange to you
If you've had a martini or two
Otherwise it's a terrible fright
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Dannie Boy wrote: ↑Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:09 am I obviously missed a page of quotes that superseded my attempt, still you guys kept it going
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Actually, I think it's quite interesting to see the different directions 2 limericks can take from the same first line.
This is the way
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Not looking forward to the journey home
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Not looking forward to the journey home
Sharing the car with smelly Jerome
Sharing the car with smelly Jerome
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Not looking forward to the journey home
It's a bloody long walk to London from Rome
It's a bloody long walk to London from Rome
This is the way
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Not looking forward to the journey home
It's a bloody long walk to London from Rome
Would be quicker to fly via ryanair
It's a bloody long walk to London from Rome
Would be quicker to fly via ryanair
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Not looking forward to the journey home
It's a bloody long walk to London from Rome
Would be quicker to fly via ryanair
Just 10 pound for a cattle class fare
It's a bloody long walk to London from Rome
Would be quicker to fly via ryanair
Just 10 pound for a cattle class fare
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Not looking forward to the journey home
It's a bloody long walk to London from Rome
Would be quicker to fly via ryanair
Just 10 pound for a cattle class fare
Pity the pilot is a garden gnome
It's a bloody long walk to London from Rome
Would be quicker to fly via ryanair
Just 10 pound for a cattle class fare
Pity the pilot is a garden gnome
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The gnome from Nome was numb
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The gnome from Nome was numb
Except for his left thumb
Which he used to hitch a ride
Except for his left thumb
Which he used to hitch a ride
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The gnome from Nome was numb
Except for his left thumb
Which he used to hitch a ride
To get a bit on the side
Except for his left thumb
Which he used to hitch a ride
To get a bit on the side
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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The gnome from Nome was numb
Except for his left thumb
Which he used to hitch a ride
To get a bit on the side
But now he had a numb bum
Except for his left thumb
Which he used to hitch a ride
To get a bit on the side
But now he had a numb bum
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.