While sitting here watching the telly
With a beer balanced on my belly
Limerick Thread
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lindosfan1
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Re: Limerick Thread
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Re: Limerick Thread
While sitting here watching the telly
With a beer balanced on my belly
Wondering "Who the hell Did It"
With a beer balanced on my belly
Wondering "Who the hell Did It"
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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dtaai-maai
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Re: Limerick Thread
While sitting here watching the telly
With a beer balanced on my belly
Wondering "Who the hell Did It"
Then saying "Oh frig it"
With a beer balanced on my belly
Wondering "Who the hell Did It"
Then saying "Oh frig it"
This is the way
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Vital Spark
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Re: Limerick Thread
While sitting here watching the telly
With a beer balanced on my belly
Wondering "Who the hell Did It"
Then saying "Oh frig it"
He killed her with arsenic-laced jelly
With a beer balanced on my belly
Wondering "Who the hell Did It"
Then saying "Oh frig it"
He killed her with arsenic-laced jelly
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"
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Re: Limerick Thread
I once met a man from Dundee,
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lindosfan1
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I once met a man from Dundee,
Who really wished whisky was free
Who really wished whisky was free
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
Re: Limerick Thread
I once met a man from Dundee,
Who really wished whisky was free
If you were a kind man you'd give me a dram
Who really wished whisky was free
If you were a kind man you'd give me a dram
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. Source
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I once met a man from Dundee,
Who really wished whisky was free
If you were a kind man you'd give me a dram
But then I'll wind up in a jam
Who really wished whisky was free
If you were a kind man you'd give me a dram
But then I'll wind up in a jam
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Re: Limerick Thread
I once met a man from Dundee,
Who really wished whisky was free
If you were a kind man you'd give me a dram
But then I'll wind up in a jam
When they throw me in the river Tweed
(you do a new one Migrant)
Who really wished whisky was free
If you were a kind man you'd give me a dram
But then I'll wind up in a jam
When they throw me in the river Tweed
(you do a new one Migrant)
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. Source
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Re: Limerick Thread
I've been tagged to do a new limerick
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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lindosfan1
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Re: Limerick Thread
I've been tagged to do a new limerick
Do I have to be extremely quick
Do I have to be extremely quick
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Re: Limerick Thread
I've been tagged to do a new limerick
Do I have to be extremely quick
No just relax and take your time
Do I have to be extremely quick
No just relax and take your time
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pharvey
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Re: Limerick Thread
I've been tagged to do a new limerick
Do I have to be extremely quick
No just relax and take your time
Just make sure the relevant lines Ryme
Do I have to be extremely quick
No just relax and take your time
Just make sure the relevant lines Ryme
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Dannie Boy
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I've been tagged to do a new limerick
Do I have to be extremely quick
No just relax and take your time
Just make sure the relevant lines Ryme
Otherwise you’ll feel like a dick
Do I have to be extremely quick
No just relax and take your time
Just make sure the relevant lines Ryme
Otherwise you’ll feel like a dick
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