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Post by migrant » Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:48 pm

Dropped a few coins in the local wishing well
Made my wish but of course, not allowed to tell
But as a hint, it's on my "Bucket List"
If I don't get my wish, I will be quite pissed
But if i get it I'll go straight to hell
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Post by migrant » Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:48 pm

Bob loved to play with his junk
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Post by Dannie Boy » Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:28 pm

Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk

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Post by MDMK » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:02 pm

Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime

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Post by lindosfan1 » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:13 pm

Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
Even if he did it by mime
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Post by pharvey » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:00 pm

Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
Even if he did it by mime
But there was always the option of becoming a Monk
"You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late". Ray Gravell :wink:

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Post by pharvey » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:00 pm

Christ alive, the washing machine has died
"You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late". Ray Gravell :wink:

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Post by migrant » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:02 pm

Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
The essence of life lies with the dispensing with of formalities

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Post by MDMK » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:40 pm

Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell

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Post by lindosfan1 » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:46 pm

Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
Now I do not feel very well
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by Dannie Boy » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:47 pm

Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
If I don’t get them cleaned I’ll go to hell

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Post by migrant » Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:57 am

Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
If I don’t get them cleaned I’ll go to hell
Seems like the salesman lied
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Post by lindosfan1 » Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:56 pm

Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Post by dtaai-maai » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:12 pm

Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and St George!’

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Re: Limerick Thread

Post by pharvey » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:28 pm

Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
"You've got to get your first tackle in early, even if it's late". Ray Gravell :wink:

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