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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
I think I was smoking too much local ganja
Should have stayed on the booze instead
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Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
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Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
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dtaai-maai wrote: Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:18 am Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
:lach:

Got me gigglin' that. Must GROW UP Lost! :oops:
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Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
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Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
That he squeezed from the tube
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
Love a twisted mind, Dtaai Maai! Well played.

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Young Arthur had trapped his prized bits
While trying to protect his wife's tits
If it weren't for the lube
That he squeezed from the tube
His crown jewels would be stuck in her armpits
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
Who was a little bit dim
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
When she showed them her cat
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There once was a bargirl called Pim
Who was a little bit dim
But she made up for that
When she showed them her cat
Who had two heads and an extra limb
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There was a young man from Mumbai
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