Limerick Thread

[migrant]

On a warm afternoon in September
I viewed a sight I'll always remember
There on the bench wearing a transparent negligee
Was a fellow I'd claim was quite gay

[pharvey]

On a warm afternoon in September
I viewed a sight I'll always remember
There on the bench wearing a transparent negligee
Was a fellow I'd claim was quite gay
Then again, you could call him a "bender"

[MDMK]

In my next life I want to come back as a cat

[migrant]

In my next life I want to come back as a cat
I plan on being very fat

[dtaai-maai]

In my next life I want to come back as a cat
I plan on being very fat
I'll sleep all day long

[MDMK]

In my next life I want to come back as a cat
I plan on being very fat
I'll sleep all day long
When I want fed I will bang a gong

[migrant]

In my next life I want to come back as a cat
I plan on being very fat
I'll sleep all day long
When I want fed I will bang a gong
And for dessert have a great big rat

[Lost]

I’m not sure if them women are gents

[MDMK]

I’m not sure if them women are gents
They have frilly knickers but I can't see the contents

[dtaai-maai]

I’m not sure if them women are gents
They have frilly knickers but I can't see the contents
But boy or girl

[Dannie Boy]

I’m not sure if them women are gents
They have frilly knickers but I can't see the contents
But boy or girl
They’ll make your hair curl

[MDMK]

I’m not sure if them women are gents
They have frilly knickers but I can't see the contents
But boy or girl
I'll give them a whirl



(hope no one noticed that wee change)

[lindosfan1]

’m not sure if them women are gents
They have frilly knickers but I can't see the contents
But boy or girl
They’ll make your hair curl
I would like a few frisky moments

[lindosfan1]

My wife she never stops nagging

[dtaai-maai]

My wife she never stops nagging
When I try to give her a good shagging