Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

I took my dear wife to Les Mis

[lindosfan1]

I took my dear wife to Les Mis
She gave me a passionate kiss

[dtaai-maai]

I took my dear wife to Les Mis
She gave me a passionate kiss
I told her to stop

[MDMK]

I took my dear wife to Les Mis
She gave me a passionate kiss
I told her to stop
She got in a strop

[dtaai-maai]

I took my dear wife to Les Mis
She gave me a passionate kiss
I told her to stop
She got in a strop
Valjean not forgiven - what a tizz!

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old barber called Fred

[lindosfan1]

There was an old barber called Fred
Who carved a big hole in my head

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old barber called Fred
Who carved a big hole in my head
When I complained

[Vital Spark]

There was an old barber called Fred
Who carved a big hole in my head
When I complained
He said he was trained

[handdrummer]

There was an old barber called Fred
Who carved a big hole in my head
When I complained
He said he was trained
By a baker in Maine
and stuffed the hole with some bread.

[migrant]

I like me a tipple of scotch

[Dannie Boy]

I like me a tipple of scotch
It has a nickname called “Gold Watch”

[pharvey]

I like me a tipple of scotch
It has a nickname called “Gold Watch”
Taken neat with a few cubes of ice

[Dannie Boy]

I like me a tipple of scotch
It has a nickname called “Gold Watch”
Taken neat with a few cubes of ice
It really does taste nice

[MDMK]

I like me a tipple of scotch
It has a nickname called “Gold Watch”
Taken neat with a few cubes of ice
It really does taste nice
But it gives me an itch in my crotch