Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

The knights of King Arthur's Round Table
Were in more than one way very able
With sword and with lance
Any battle they would enhance
And their deeds were recorded in fable

[dtaai-maai]

If I were a Hollywood star

[MDMK]

If I were a Hollywood star
I'd have a pink Cadillac as my car

[dtaai-maai]

If I were a Hollywood star
I'd have a pink Cadillac as my car
I'd wear Gucci and Choo

[MDMK]

If I were a Hollywood star
I'd have a pink Cadillac as my car
I'd wear Gucci and Choo
And live on 5th Avenue

[pharvey]

If I were a Hollywood star
I'd have a pink Cadillac as my car
I'd wear Gucci and Choo
And live on 5th Avenue
And just for friends, have a Cocktail Bar

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a Frenchman called Jacques

[lindosfan1]

There once was a Frenchman called Jacques
Who made really fantastic cakes

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a Frenchman called Jacques
Who made really fantastic cakes

Jacques rhymes with Jack...

[Homer]

There once was a Frenchman called Jacques
Who's talents gave people a shock
He made really fantastic cakes

[migrant]

There once was a Frenchman called Jacques
Who's talents gave people a shock
He made really fantastic cakes
But his frostings were really fakes

[Homer]

There once was a Frenchman called Jacques
Who's talents gave people a shock
He made really fantastic cakes
But his frostings were really fakes
Some folks said they tasted like caulk

[migrant]

Last night I dreamed I was a snail

[Dannie Boy]

Last night I dreamed I was a snail
They move slow, like a Thai train on the rail

[lindosfan1]

Last night I dreamed I was a snail
They move slow, like a Thai train on the rail
Every where I went I left slime