Limerick Thread

[migrant]

There was a young waiter from Greece
Whose customers he used to fleece
He'd spit in the food
When in a bad mood
He'd make sure he'd cover each piece

[migrant]

I used to work but not now

[Dannie Boy]

I used to work but not now
Because I found a special cow

[migrant]

I used to work but not now
Because I found a special cow
He poops piles of gold

[dtaai-maai]

I used to work but not now
Because I found a special cow
She poops piles of gold
And never gets old

[Dannie Boy]

I used to work but not now
Because I found a special cow
She poops piles of gold
And never gets old
No wonder my friends go “wow”

[dtaai-maai]

I no longer own a neck tie

[Dannie Boy]

I no longer own a neck tie
Worn too tight, they make me cry

[dtaai-maai]

I no longer own a neck tie
Worn too tight, they make me cry
No more tricky knots

[Dannie Boy]

I no longer own a neck tie
Worn too tight, they make me cry
No more tricky knots
Or sights of ghastly red spots

[dtaai-maai]

I no longer own a neck tie
Worn too tight, they make me cry
No more tricky knots
Or sights of ghastly red spots
I can breathe freely at last - my oh my!

[migrant]

I buy and like to eat faggots (Thanks for the idea BB)

[dtaai-maai]

I buy and like to eat faggots
If they're not crawling with maggots

[migrant]

I buy and like to eat faggots
If they're not crawling with maggots
With gravy and bread

[Dannie Boy]

I buy and like to eat faggots
If they're not crawling with maggots
With gravy and bread
I’m truly well fed