Limerick Thread
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I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
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I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
Like oversized toothpicks
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
Like oversized toothpicks
This is the way
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I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
Like oversized toothpicks
A fork means I don't become unstuck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck
But I can't eat with chopsticks
Like oversized toothpicks
A fork means I don't become unstuck
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Re: Limerick Thread
What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
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What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
This is the way
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What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
With your peas on a bed
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
With your peas on a bed
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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What's the right way to eat peas?
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
With your peas on a bed
Of mashed potatoes with cheese
Should you balance the plate on your knees?
Or stand on your head
With your peas on a bed
Of mashed potatoes with cheese
This is the way
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Re: Limerick Thread
There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
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There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
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There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
But at home she was grim
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
But at home she was grim
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There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
But at home she was grim
Until she'd drank enough beer
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
But at home she was grim
Until she'd drank enough beer
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A perverted clown from Berlin
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