Limerick Thread

[migrant]

There was a young student called Nong
Who was seriously attached to his bong

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young student called Nong
Who was seriously attached to his bong
What's a bong? you may ask

[Dannie Boy]

There was a young student called Nong
Who was seriously attached to his bong
What's a bong? you may ask
To research it, is a task

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young student called Nong
Who was seriously attached to his bong
What's a bong? you may ask
To research it, is a task
But frankly, it won't take long

[dtaai-maai]

I have a young sister called Sue

[lindosfan1]

I have a young sister called Sue
Who dyed her hair bright blue

[pharvey]

I have a young sister called Sue
Who dyed her hair bright blue
Just a fad I thought at the time

[migrant]

I have a young sister called Sue
Who dyed her hair bright blue
Just a fad I thought at the time
And only cost her a dime

[MDMK]

I have a young sister called Sue
Who dyed her hair bright blue
Just a fad I thought at the time
And only cost her a dime
Our Sue is a little bit cuckoo

[migrant]

(Apologies to Robert Service)

There are strange things done in the noon day sun.

[MDMK]

There are strange things done in the noon day sun
Just over there, a roller-blading nun.

[Dannie Boy]

There are strange things done in the noon day sun
Just over there, a roller-blading nun.
I hope she doesn’t get her habit caught in her wheels

[MDMK]

There are strange things done in the noon day sun
Just over there, a roller-blading nun.
I hope she doesn’t get her habit caught in her wheels
If her habit gets dirty we'll hear her squeals

[pharvey]

There are strange things done in the noon day sun
Just over there, a roller-blading nun.
I hope she doesn’t get her habit caught in her wheels
If her habit gets dirty we'll hear her squeals
But "My God" wouldn't that be fun!

[pharvey]

I dream of living the life of luxury