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Dropped a few coins in the local wishing well
Made my wish but of course, not allowed to tell
But as a hint, it's on my "Bucket List"
If I don't get my wish, I will be quite pissed
But if i get it I'll go straight to hell
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Bob loved to play with his junk
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Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
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Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
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Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
Even if he did it by mime
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Bob loved to play with his junk
It made him feel like a real big hunk
To do it in public would be a crime
Even if he did it by mime
But there was always the option of becoming a Monk
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
Now I do not feel very well
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
If I don’t get them cleaned I’ll go to hell
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Christ alive, the washing machine has died
All my underwear has fried
Even worse, my socks smell
If I don’t get them cleaned I’ll go to hell
Seems like the salesman lied
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
This is the way
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Many is the time I lay thinking in bed
About savages drinking from my shrunken head
But that was from my time working in Africa
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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